Where's Chuck Norris?

If you do a search for "find chuck norris" on Google and then select the I'm Feeling Lucky button you'll get a humourous spoof answer. I thought it was quite funny anyway.

For anyone that doesn't already know, then Chuck Norris is a well-known actor and martial-arts expert who's movie heyday was probably back in the mid-eighties and nineties.

Unfortunately doing a similar search for Steven Seagal doesn't produce anything close but then, who on earth would want to search for Steven Seagal?